Estimated Cost For Illegal Aliens

Est Monthly Income (Illegal Alien)
Salary (EBT Card) (Wages) $
Misc Income (cock fighting etc) $
Gov Health Care Payments $
Education Payments From Gov $
Funds from other Sources (Tax Refund Etc) $
Illegal Alien Total Income $
2. Est Cost To Illegal Alien
Rent/Mortgage $
Gas, Water and Electric $
Telephone/Cell Phone (Free Obama phone) $
Groceries $
Dining Out (burritos, tacos etc.) $
Car Payments $
Driving Cost $
Loan Payments (Visa Etc) $
Health Insurance (obamacare) $
Other Insurance (auto none) $
Home Maintenance Costs $
Laundry/ Dry Cleaning $
Childcare/Daycare $
Cable TV/Satellite (Dish Latino) $
Internet Access $
Books, Music (The art of the deal?)) $
Movies (Were on our way back home) $
Other Entertainment $
Clothes $
Vacation (South of the border) $
Gifts $
Subscriptions (books, magazines etc) $
Animal Care $
Gym Membership $
Other Memberships (La Raza) $
Money Sent Back Home $
Miscellaneous (anything else) $
Est Cost For Illegal Aliens ? $


(This calculator is of course a humorous way to calculate the enormous cost to the US taxpayer. Illegal aliens supported by the government can use it to est their cash flow.) 

Coming soon an update illegal alien calculator to estimate fines and penalties payments to government because of  President Trump Executive order  13767 (01/25/2017)   Sec. 6. Civil Fines and Penalties.

As soon as practicable, and by no later than one year after the date of this order, the Secretary shall issue guidance and promulgate regulations, where required by law, to ensure the assessment and collection of all fines and penalties that the Secretary is authorized under the law to assess and collect from aliens unlawfully present in the United States and from those who facilitate their presence in the United States.

Illegal aliens flee back to mexico and shout “areeba areeba, undalay undalay” because of President Trump's Executive Orders (13767 and 13768)

So illegal aliens in the United States have a maximum of 1 year until 1/25/2018 before they must pay fines and penalties if illegal aliens are still on US soil. So don't figure in a free tax refund in 2018.

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Delicious Black Bean Burritos You Can Eat On The Run

Ingredients: Makes 2 large burritos (10 inch) flour tortillas 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 small onion, chopped 1/2 red bell pepper, chopped 1 teaspoon minced garlic 1 (15 ounce) can black beans, rinsed and drained 1 teaspoon minced jalapeno peppers 3 ounces cream cheese 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro

Directions Wrap tortillas in foil and place in oven heated to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Bake for 15 minutes or until heated through. Heat oil in a 10-inch skillet over medium heat. Place onion, bell pepper, garlic and jalapenos in skillet, cook for 2 minutes stirring occasionally. Pour beans into skillet, cook 3 minutes stirring. Cut cream cheese into cubes and add to skillet with salt. Cook for 2 minutes stirring occasionally. Stir cilantro into mixture. Spoon mixture evenly down center of warmed tortilla and roll tortillas up. Serve immediately.

(Out in the desert and on the run use a tin foil solar oven and bake until heated through. You might need to skip the onion, bell pepper, garlic and jalapenos, cream cheese etc but thats up to you. You can substitute a couple cans of pintos also instead of black beans.)

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